My brother got me a sweater covered in owls for Christmas, so basically all of your arguments are invalid, null, void, etc etc.
(Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go read some Sandman.)
(And also peruse every National Geographic issue since 1888.)
(DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.)
(I will gain all the knowledge.)
(Each best knowledge.)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, fellow Tumblrites! <3